Friday, February 12, 2010

Chamber Arrests Local Community Leaders

Local community leaders need your help! Mayor Liz Harris, John and Julie Grandi, Kathy Campbell, Joe Haeckel, Brent Tregaskis and Michael Beveridge have all been “arrested” by the Big Bear Chamber of Commerce, and they need your help to bail out. Bail will be collected at “A Night of Moonshine and Mayhem” on February 27th, between 6:00pm and 11:00pm at the Big Bear Lake Convention Center.

Mayor Liz Harris, aka “Rhinestone Harris” is wanted for being spotted with notorious local villains in cahoots to educate our young folk, and for tricking the local citizens into reading stories of cowboys and listening to that rhyming racket.

John, Julie and Holly Grandi, aka the “Hob Knobbing Grandi’s” are wanted for wearing numerous outlandish and devilish costumes in public places, while soliciting money for the notorious C.A.T.S. gang, and for being confused and confounded by mistaking their small dog for a child.


Kathy Campbell and Joe Haeckel, aka “Sassy Kathy” and “Gotta Go Joe” are wanted for parading countless men about town and soliciting gold in exchange for their regard, and for collaborating to bring the mounted cavalry to our community and marching them down main street.


Brent Tregaskis of Big Bear Mountain Resorts, aka “Bulls-Eye Brent” is wanted for building a new fandangled contraption that takes people the top of the mountain, puts them on two pieces of wood, and for getting snowed in at a different mountain range.

Michael Beveridge of Licensed Home Improvement, aka “Moonshine Mike” is wanted for puttin’ up all manner of homesteads in the mountains & 'round the lake, specializin' in makin' unsuspectin’ ladies any crazy concoctions they desire.



Bail money will go to the Big Bear Chamber of Commerce in support of local member businesses. For more information about “A Night of Moonshine & Mayhem” or to purchase tickets call the Chamber at (909) 866-4607, or REGISTER ONLINE HERE!

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